“My philosophy
like colour TV
is all there
in black and white”
Monty Python

Quotes, Aphorisms, Laws, and Thoughts
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 A hungry man is an angry man. 
 Capitalism is the unequal distribution of wealth; communism is the equal distribution of poverty. 
 God has always been hard on the poor. 
 I complained that I had no shoes
Until I met a man who had no feet. 
 I have nothing, owe a great deal, and the rest I leave to the poor. 
Je n'ai rien vaillant; je dois beaucoup; je donne le reste aux pauvres.
 In its majestic equality, the law forbids rich and poor alike to sleep under bridges, beg in the streets and steal loaves of bread. 
La majestueuse égalité des lois, qui interdit au riche comme au pauvre de coucher sous les ponts, de mendier dans les rues et de voler du pain.
 Money is just the poor man's credit card. 
 The conviction of the rich that the poor are happier is no more foolish than the conviction of the poor that the rich are. 
 There is no such thing as a free lunch, but there is always free cheese in a mousetrap. 
 We didn't starve, but we didn't eat chicken unless we were sick, or the chicken was.