“My philosophy
like colour TV
is all there
in black and white”
Monty Python

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Only two quotes by Helen Rowland

Helen Rowland (1875-1950) was a very quotable American journalist and humorist.
 A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted. 
 Never trust a husband too far or a bachelor too near. 

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