“My philosophy
like colour TV
is all there
in black and white”
Monty Python

Quotes, Aphorisms, Laws, and Thoughts
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 A lawyer starts life giving $500 worth of law for $5 and ends giving $5 worth for $500. 
 Each generation imagines itself to be more intelligent than the one that went before it, and wiser than the one that comes after it. 
 Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. 
 Good judgement comes from experience, and that comes from poor judgement. 
 If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner. 
 It takes a lot of experience for a woman to kiss like a beginner. 
 The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. 
 Two rules you must always remember: 1; Never give out all the information. 
 We'll burn that bridge when we come to it. 
 You should make a point of trying every experience once, except incest and folk-dancing.