“My philosophy
like colour TV
is all there
in black and white”
Monty Python

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Only two quotes by Tom Robbins

Thomas Eugene 'Tom' Robbins (born July 22, 1936) is an American author. His novels are abstract, often wild stories with strong social undercurrents, a satirical bent, and obscure details. He is probably best known for his novel Even Cowgirls Get the Blues (1976), which was made into a movie in 1993 directed by Gus Van Sant and starring Uma Thurman and Keanu Reeves.
 Human beings were invented by water as a device for transporting itself from one place to another. 
 Religion is not merely the opium of the masses, it's the cyanide. 

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