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❝My philosophy
like colour TV
is all there
in black and white❞
Monty Python

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A kiss that speaks volumes is seldom a first edition.
Sidney Clare (1892-1972)

An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex.
Edgar Wallace (1875-1932)

Celibacy is not hereditary.

Chaste makes waste.

Continental people have sex lives; the English have hot-water bottles.
George Mikes (1912-1987)

Dancing is a vertical expression of a horizontal desire.

Her kisses left something to be desired: the rest of her.

I am still of opinion that only two topics can be of the least interest to a serious and studious mood: sex and the dead.
William Butler Yeats (1865-1939)

I like sadism, necrophilia, and zoophilia. Am I flogging a dead horse?

I'd like to meet the man who invented sex and see what he's working on now.

I'm as pure as the driven slush.
Tallulah Bankhead (1902-1968)

I've been in more laps than a napkin.
Mae West (1892-1980)

Incest is relatively boring.

It is one of the superstitions of the human mind to have imagined that virginity could be a virtue.
Voltaire (1694-1778)

Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is physics.

Man has two basic desires: to get and to beget.

Men seldom make passes
At girls who wear glasses
Dorothy Parker (1893-1967)

Mistress: Something between a master and a mattress.

Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.

No one will ever win the battle of the sexes; there's too much fraternizing with the enemy.
Henry Kissinger (1923- )

Of the delights of this world, man cares most for sexual intercourse, yet he has left it out of his heaven.
Mark Twain (1835-1910)

Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to conceive.

Sex is an emotion in motion.
Mae West (1892-1980)

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. 'Yes' is the answer.

Sexual harassment at work - is it a problem for the self-employed?

She was just a passing fiancée.
Alfred McFote

The pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.
Lord Chesterfield (1694-1773)

What men call gallantry and gods adultery
Is much more common where the climate's sultry.
Lord Byron (1788-1824)

You should make a point of trying every experience once, except incest and folk-dancing.
Arnold Bax (1883-1953)

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