“My philosophy
like colour TV
is all there
in black and white”
Monty Python

Quotes, Aphorisms, Laws, and Thoughts
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 A kiss that speaks volumes is seldom a first edition. 
 Celibacy is not hereditary. 
 Chaste makes waste. 
 Continental people have sex lives; the English have hot-water bottles. 
 Dancing is a vertical expression of a horizontal desire. 
 Her kisses left something to be desired: the rest of her. 
 I am still of opinion that only two topics can be of the least interest to a serious and studious mood: sex and the dead. 
 I like sadism, necrophilia, and zoophilia. Am I flogging a dead horse? 
 I'd like to meet the man who invented sex and see what he's working on now. 
 I'm as pure as the driven slush. 
 I've been in more laps than a napkin. 
 Incest is relatively boring. 
 It is one of the superstitions of the human mind to have imagined that virginity could be a virtue. 
 Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is physics. 
 Love is more cruel than lust. 
 Make love when you can; it's good for you. 
 Man has two basic desires: to get and to beget. 
 Men seldom make passes
At girls who wear glasses 
 Mistress: Something between a master and a mattress. 
 Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself. 
 No one will ever win the battle of the sexes; there's too much fraternizing with the enemy. 
 Of all the sexual aberrations, chastity is perhaps the strangest. 
De toutes les aberrations sexuelles, la plus singulière est peut-être encore la chasteté.
 Of the delights of this world, man cares most for sexual intercourse, yet he has left it out of his heaven. 
 Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to conceive. 
 Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac. 
 Sex is an emotion in motion. 
 Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. “Yes” is the answer. 
 Sexual harassment at work – is it a problem for the self-employed? 
 She was just a passing fiancée. 
 The pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable. 
 What is a highbrow? He is a man who has found something more interesting than women. 
 What men call gallantry and gods adultery
Is much more common where the climate's sultry. 
 When I'm good, I'm very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better. 
 You should make a point of trying every experience once, except incest and folk-dancing.