like colour TV
is all there
in black and white”
Men & Women
A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Lana Turner (1921-1995)
A woman can only become a man's friend in three stages: first, she's an agreeable acquaintance, then a lover, and only after that a friend.
Anton Chekhov (1860-1904)
Belladonna: In Italian, a beautiful lady; in English, a deadly poison. A striking example of the identity of the two tongues.
Feminist Astronautics 101: If they can put one man on the moon, why can't they put them all?
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
Intuition: that strange instinct that tells a woman she is right, whether she is or not.
Men are like linoleum. If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for 20 years.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
The difference between men and boys is the price of their toys.
When subjected to extreme feminine heat and pressure, male hydrocarbons will often produce a diamond.
Women were born without a sense of humour, so they could love men and not laugh at them.