“My philosophy
like colour TV
is all there
in black and white”
Monty Python

Quotes, Aphorisms, Laws, and Thoughts
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 A man and his loves make a man and his life. 
 A man in love mistakes a pimple for a dimple. 
 A purpose of human life, no matter who is controlling it, is to love whoever is around to be loved. 
Amatit again. 
 And all I loved, I loved alone. 
 Being with you and not being with you is the only way I have to measure time. 
 Better to have loved and lost a short person than never to have loved a tall. 
 He who is in love with himself has at least this advantage: he won't encounter many rivals. 
 I care for nobody, not I,
If no one cares for me. 
 If love be good, from whence cometh my woe? 
 If the heart is only a muscle, is love just an exercise? 
 In love there is always one who kisses and one who offers the cheek. 
 It is better to have loved and lost than never to have lost at all. 
 It is better to have loved and lost than to have loved and married. 
 It is harder to hide the feelings we have than to feign the ones we do not have. 
Il est plus difficile de dissimuler les sentiments que l'on a que de feindre ceux que l'on n'a pas.
 It is well for the heart to be naive and for the mind not to be. 
Il est bon que le cœur soit naïf et que l'esprit ne le soit pas.
 Love ceases to be pleasure, when it ceases to be a secret. 
 Love has no heart. 
 Love is like a good cigar: it can go out many times, but each time you relight it, it tastes worse. 
 Love is the crocodile on the river of desire. 
 Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another. 
 Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope. 
 Man loves little and often, woman much and rarely. 
 Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. 
 Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. 
 Men always want to be a woman's first love, women like to be a man's last romance. 
 Nothing is potent against love save impotence. 
 Obedience keeps the rules, love knows when to break them. 
 Oh, what lies there are in kisses! 
 There is no sincerer love than the love of food. 
 Thousands have lived without love; not one without water. 
 We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be. 
 We can recognize the dawn and the decline of love by the uneasiness we feel when alone together. 
Le commencement et le déclin de l'amour se font sentir par l'embarras où l'on est de se trouver seuls.
 We look for someone to grow old together, while the secret is to find someone to stay a child with. 
 Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt, and dance like no one is watching.