“My philosophy
like colour TV
is all there
in black and white”
Monty Python

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Just one quote by Edward A. Murphy Jr.

Edward Aloysius Murphy Jr. (January 11, 1918 – July 17, 1990) was an American aerospace engineer who worked on safety-critical systems. He was posthumously awarded an Ig Nobel Prize for his role in naming Murphy's Law. Murphy was reportedly unhappy with the commonplace interpretation of his law, which is seen as capturing the essential “cussedness” of inanimate objects.
 Murphy's Law: Anything that can go wrong will go wrong. 

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