“My philosophy
like colour TV
is all there
in black and white”
Monty Python

Quotes, Aphorisms, Laws, and Thoughts
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 America has only three cities: New York, San Francisco, and New Orleans. Everywhere else is Cleveland. 
 Continental people have sex lives; the English have hot-water bottles. 
 Dublin is a city where you can see a sparrow fall to the ground, and God watching it. 
 Dublin University contains the cream of Ireland: rich and thick. 
 Happiness was Lubbock, Texas, in my rearview mirror. 
 I don't even know what street Canada is on. 
 If Irish were to die completely [in Ireland], the standard of English here, both in the spoken and written word, would sink to a level probably as low as that obtaining in England and it would stop there only because it could go no lower. 
 Miami Beach is where neon goes to die. 
 Moscow is a city that has much suffering ahead of it. 
 New York: where everyone mutinies but no one deserts. 
 New Zealanders who emigrate to Australia raise the IQ of both countries. 
 South Africa, renowned both far and wide
For politics and little else beside. 
 The people of Crete unfortunately make more history than they can consume locally. 
 The way to ensure summer in England is to have it framed and glazed in a comfortable room. 
 What Made Milwaukee Famous Has Made a Loser Out of Me