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“My philosophy
like colour TV
is all there
in black and white”
Monty Python

Quotes, Aphorisms, Laws, and Thoughts
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Quotations

 Almost every wise saying has an opposite one, no less wise, to balance it. 
 Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing. 
 I might repeat to myself, slowly and soothingly, a list of quotations beautiful from minds profound; if i can remember any of the damn things. 
 I really didn't say everything I said. 
 It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations. 
 It's better to be quotable than to be honest. 
 Many things which go under my name are badly translated from the German or are invented by other people. 
 The great writers of aphorisms read as if they had all known each other very well. 
 The purpose of aphorisms is to keep fools who have memorised them from having nothing to say. 
 The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him. 
 Thou art a retailer of phrases, and dost deal in remnants of remnants. 
 When a thing has been said and said well, have no scruple: take it and copy it. 
Quand une chose a été dite et bien dite, n'ayez aucun scrupule, prenez-la, copiez.