Animals
A camel is a horse designed by a committee.
Anonymous A radioactive cat has eighteen half-lives.
Anonymous A woman who takes her husband about with her everywhere is like a cat that goes on playing with a mouse long after she's killed it.
H.H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916) Cows are vegetarian so you don't have to be.
Anonymous Horse sense is what stops horses from betting on humans.
Anonymous Horsepower was a wonderful thing when only horses had it.
Anonymous I like pigs: dogs look up to us; cats look down on us; pigs treat us as equals.
Anonymous I like sadism, necrophilia, and zoophilia. Am I flogging a dead horse?
Anonymous If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have on your hands is a nonworking cat.
Douglas Adams (1952-2001) Life is like a dog sled team: if you're not the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
Anonymous No horse goes as fast as the money you bet on him.
Anonymous One way to stop a runaway horse is to bet on him.
Anonymous Sacred cows make the best hamburger.
Anonymous The goal of science is to build better mousetraps. The goal of nature is to build better mice.
Anonymous The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.
Anonymous
