“My philosophy
like colour TV
is all there
in black and white”
Monty Python

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Five quotes by Quentin Crisp

Quentin Crisp (25 December 1908 - 21 November 1999), born Denis Charles Pratt, was an English writer and raconteur.
 Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. 
 Health is having the same diseases as your neighbours. 
 Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave. 
 There was no need to do any housework; after the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse. 
 Vice is its own reward. 

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