“My philosophy
like colour TV
is all there
in black and white”
Monty Python

Quotes, Aphorisms, Laws, and Thoughts
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 A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money, as well as afterward. 
 A developed city is not a place where the poor have cars, it's where even the rich use public transportation. 
Una ciudad avanzada no es en la que los pobres pueden moverse en carro, sino una en la que incluso los ricos utilizan el transporte público.
 A lawyer starts life giving $500 worth of law for $5 and ends giving $5 worth for $500. 
 A man's grasp rarely exceeds his greed. 
 A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore. 
 About the time we make ends meet, somebody moves the ends. 
 All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. 
 Better to be nouveau than never to have been riche at all. 
 Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the national debt. 
 By the time we've made it we've had it. 
 Canada Bill Jones' Motto: It's morally wrong to allow suckers to keep their money.
Supplement: A .44 Magnum beats four aces. 
 Common Lies no.4: It's not the money that matters, it's the principle. 
 Common Lies no.6: Money isn't everything. 
 Don't count your cheques before they're cashed. 
 Don't give your money to the church; they should be giving their money to you. 
 Don't marry for money; it's cheaper to borrow it. 
 Drive-in banks were established so that cars could see their real owners. 
 Happiness can't buy you money. 
 I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart. 
 If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. 
 It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating. 
 It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased. 
 It is the wretchedness of being rich to have to live with rich people. 
 It's true that money talks. It usually says 'Goodbye'. 
 Live within your income, even if you have to borrow to do so. 
 Marketing is only legal because it doesn't work most of the time. 
 Money doesn't buy happiness; it rents it. 
 Money is just the poor man's credit card. 
 Money is like muck, not good except it be spread. 
 Money is paper blood. 
 Money is the root of all good and the fruit of all evil. 
 Money is truthful. If a man speaks of his honour, make him pay cash. 
 Money isn't everything. If it were, what would we buy with it? 
 Money talks, and we are always listening. 
 Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit. 
 Much will have more. 
 My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income. 
 My riches consist not in the extent of my possessions, but in the fewness of my wants. 
 Never call a man a fool. Borrow from him. 
 No one appreciates thrift like an heir. 
 No one can earn a million dollars honestly. 
 Owe your banker £1000 and you are at his mercy; owe him £1 million and the position is reversed. 
 Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich. 
 Robin Hood only robbed the rich because the poor had no money. 
 The Golden Rule: He who has the gold makes the rules. 
 The way to make a small fortune in the commodities market is to start with a large fortune. 
 There are three dimensions to credit cards: length, width and debt. 
 There is no money in poetry, but then there is no poetry in money, either. 
 There is no such thing as a free lunch, but there is always free cheese in a mousetrap. 
 To turn $100 into $110 is work. To turn $100 million into $110 million is inevitable. 
 UFOs are just billionaires from other planets. 
 Virtue has never been as respectable as money. 
 What we buy belongs to us only when the price is forgotten. 
 Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?