Five quotes by Dorothy Parker
Dorothy Parker (August 22, 1893 - June 7, 1967) was an American writer and poet, best known for her wit, wisecracks, and sharp eye for 20th century urban foibles.
Brevity is the soul of lingerie.
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I might repeat to myself, slowly and soothingly, a list of quotations beautiful from minds profound; if i can remember any of the damn things.
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Men seldom make passes
At girls who wear glasses
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Razors pain you
Rivers are damp
Acids stain you
Drugs cause cramp
Guns aren't lawful
Nooses give
Gas smells awful
You may as well live
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You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.
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