“My philosophy
like colour TV
is all there
in black and white”
Monty Python

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Five quotes by Dorothy Parker

Dorothy Parker (August 22, 1893 - June 7, 1967) was an American writer and poet, best known for her wit, wisecracks, and sharp eye for 20th century urban foibles.
 Brevity is the soul of lingerie. 
 I might repeat to myself, slowly and soothingly, a list of quotations beautiful from minds profound; if i can remember any of the damn things. 
 Men seldom make passes
At girls who wear glasses 
 Razors pain you
Rivers are damp
Acids stain you
Drugs cause cramp
Guns aren't lawful
Nooses give
Gas smells awful
You may as well live 
 You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think. 

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