“My philosophy
like colour TV
is all there
in black and white”
Monty Python

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Just one quote by Emo Philips

Emo Philips is an American entertainer and comedian born February 7, 1956 in the Chicago suburb of Downers Grove. Much of his standup comedy stems from the use of paraprosdokians and garden path sentences spoken in a wandering falsetto tone of voice and a confused, childlike delivery of his material to produce the intended comic timing in a manner invoking the 'wisdom of children' or the idiot savant.
 Some mornings, it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps. 

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