like colour TV
is all there
in black and white” Monty Python
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Only two quotes by Emo Philips
Emo Philips (born Philip Soltanec February 7, 1956) is an American actor, stand-up comedian, writer and producer. His stand-up comedy persona makes use of paraprosdokians spoken in a wandering falsetto tone of voice. The confused, childlike delivery of his material produces the intended comic timing in a manner invoking the “wisdom of children” or the idiot savant.
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand. [+]
Some mornings, it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps. [+]
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