“My philosophy
like colour TV
is all there
in black and white”
Monty Python

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Just one quote by David Gerrold

David Gerrold, born Jerrold David Friedman on 24 January 1944, in Chicago, Illinois, is an American science fiction author who started his career in 1966 while a college student by submitting an unsolicited story outline for the television series Star Trek.
 1. An object in motion will be heading in the wrong direction.
2. An object at rest will be in the wrong place. 

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