“My philosophy
like colour TV
is all there
in black and white”
Monty Python

Quotes, Aphorisms, Laws, and Thoughts
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 During exams you are permitted to look down for inspiration and up in exasperation, but you are not permitted to look side to side for information. 
 It's better to be quotable than to be honest. 
 Money is truthful. If a man speaks of his honour, make him pay cash. 
 People who are brutally honest get more satisfaction out of the brutality than out of the honesty. 
 The illegal we do immediately; the unconstitutional takes a bit longer. 
 Though I am not naturally honest, I am so sometimes by chance. 
 We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.