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Driving

 Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac. 
 Drive carefully, we need every taxpayer we can get. 
 Drive-in banks were established so that cars could see their real owners. 
 Eighty percent of all people consider themselves to be above average drivers. 
 Hot-rod owners raise the backs of their cars because you go faster when you're always going downhill. 
 I drive too fast to worry about cholesterol. 
 If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough. 
 There are no liberals behind steering wheels. 
 You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.