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“My philosophy
like colour TV
is all there
in black and white”
Monty Python

Quotes, Aphorisms, Laws, and Thoughts
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Complaints

 Everyone complains about his memory, and no one complains about his judgment. 
 I complained that I had no shoes
Until I met a man who had no feet. 
 I'm not complaining about coming to work but about the eight hour wait to go home. 
 Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.