“My philosophy
like colour TV
is all there
in black and white”
Monty Python

Quotes, Aphorisms, Laws, and Thoughts
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 A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent upon arriving. 
 A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step. 
 Bananas without a 'B' are pineapples. 
 Everywhere is walking distance if you've got the time. 
 Having a wonderful wine, wish you were beer. 
 I haven't been everywhere, but it's on my list. 
 If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them? 
 It's not too far; it just seems like it is. 
 Like all great travelers, I have seen more than I remember, and remember more than I have seen. 
 No publication either before or since the invention of printing, no theological treatise and no political or scientific creed, has ever been as narrowly dogmatic or as offensively arbitrary in its prejudices as a railway timetable. 
 The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready. 
 The only true voyage of discovery, the only fountain of Eternal Youth, would be not to visit strange lands but to possess other eyes… 
 The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase. 
 The true traveller is he who goes on foot, and even then, he sits down a lot of the time. 
 The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. 
 There are two classes of travel: first class, and with children. 
 There is no future in time travel. 
 Tourists are terrorists with cameras. Terrorists are tourists with guns. 
 Tourists don't know where they've been, travelers don't know where they're going.