“My philosophy
like colour TV
is all there
in black and white”
Monty Python

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Just one quote by Joe E. Lewis

Joe E. Lewis (January 12, 1902 - 4 June 1971), born Joseph Klewan in New York City, was an American comedian and singer.
 I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink. 

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