“My philosophy
like colour TV
is all there
in black and white”
Monty Python

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Just one quote by Joey Adams

Joey Adams (January 6, 1911 - December 2, 1999), born Joseph Abramowitz, was an American comedian who was inducted into the Friars Club in 1977 and wrote the book Borscht Belt in 1973.
 A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. 

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