“My philosophy
like colour TV
is all there
in black and white”
Monty Python

Quotes, Aphorisms, Laws, and Thoughts
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 A statistician can have his head in an oven and his feet in ice, and he will say that on the average he feels fine. 
 A statistician is a person who draws a mathematically precise line from an unwarranted assumption to a foregone conclusion. 
 Eighty percent of all people consider themselves to be above average drivers. 
 He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp posts: for support rather than illumination. 
 Numbers are like people; torture them enough and they'll tell you anything. 
 Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, what they conceal is vital. 
 The Lottery is a tax on people who don't understand statistics. 
 There are three kinds of lies: lies, damn lies and statistics.