Three quotes by Beachcomber
Beachcomber was a nom de plume used by surrealist humorous columnists D. B. Wyndham-Lewis and, chiefly, J. B. Morton as authors of the Daily Express column 'By the Way' in the period 1919-1975. Other authors who used the name were Major John Bernard Arbuthnot MVO, the column's founder, and William Hartston, the current author of its revived form.
If I don't marry her, I won't marry anyone. At least, hardly anyone.
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Justice must not only be seen to be done. It must be seen to be believed.
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Money talks, and we are always listening.
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