“My philosophy
like colour TV
is all there
in black and white”
Monty Python

Quotes, Aphorisms, Laws, and Thoughts
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 A kick in the ass is often a step forward. 
 Never mistake motion for action. 
 Once you’ve started, you’re halfway there. 
Initium est dimidium facti
 There are only two reasons for anyone to run: away from enemies and to the toliet. 
 There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead. 
 Though I am always in haste, I am never in a hurry.