“My philosophy
like colour TV
is all there
in black and white”
Monty Python

Quotes, Aphorisms, Laws, and Thoughts
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 Acquaintance: A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to. 
 Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh. 
 Champagne for my sham friends; real pain for my real friends. 
 Even the best of friends cannot attend each other's funeral. 
 Friends are not necessarily the people you like best, they merely got there first. 
 Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate. 
 I get my exercise acting as a pallbearer to my friends who exercise. 
 If you want to know who your friends are, get yourself a jail sentence. 
 It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend. 
 My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, and I Sure Do Miss Him 
 Never explain — your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyhow. 
 Of all the people I know, you're one of them. 
 The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready.