Only two quotes by Woody Allen
Woody Allen (born Allen Stewart Konigsberg; December 1, 1935) is an American screenwriter, film director, actor, comedian, writer, musician, and playwright.
Gossip is the new pornography.
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To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.
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