“My philosophy
like colour TV
is all there
in black and white”
Monty Python

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Only two quotes by Woody Allen

Woody Allen (born Allen Stewart Konigsberg; December 1, 1935) is an American screenwriter, film director, actor, comedian, writer, musician, and playwright.
 Gossip is the new pornography. 
 To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition. 

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