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❝My philosophy
like colour TV
is all there
in black and white❞
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George Denis Patrick Carlin (May 12, 1937 - June 22, 2008) was an American stand-up comedian and social critic, who won five Grammy Awards for his comedy albums.

❝Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.❞ [+]

❝Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?❞ [+]

❝Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.❞ [+]

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