“My philosophy
like colour TV
is all there
in black and white”
Monty Python

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Six quotes by George Carlin

George Denis Patrick Carlin (May 12, 1937 - June 22, 2008) was an American stand-up comedian and social critic, who won five Grammy Awards for his comedy albums.
 Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac. 
 Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? 
 Don't give your money to the church; they should be giving their money to you. 
 Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. 
 The future will soon be a thing of the past. 
 Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of 'em are stupider than that. 

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