“My philosophy
like colour TV
is all there
in black and white”
Monty Python

Quotes, Aphorisms, Laws, and Thoughts
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 2 is not equal to 3; not even for very large values of 2. 
 Alcohol and calculus don't mix: don't drink and derive. 
 Chemistry is physics without thought; mathematics is physics without purpose. 
 If mathematically you end up with the incorrect answer, try multiplying by the page number. 
 It is a part of probability that many improbable things will happen. 
 It is rare that mathematicians are intuitive, and that men of intuition are mathematicians. 
 Mathematics has given economics rigour, but alas, also mortis. 
 Philosophy is a game with objectives and no rules. Mathematics is a game with rules and no objectives. 
 Some of it plus the rest of it is all of it. 
 The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance. 
 There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't. 
 There are two types of people in this world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete information. 
 To those who do not know mathematics it is difficult to get across a real feeling as to the beauty, the deepest beauty, of nature. 
 Where are the calculations that go with the calculated risk? 
 Your probability of winning the lottery hardly increases by buying a ticket.