Nothing is illegal until you get caught.
Anonymous
People who love sausage and people who believe in justice should never watch either of them being made.
Otto von Bismarck (1815-1898)
The greatest leveler is politeness; it removes all class distinctions.
Die größte Gleichmacherin ist die Höflichkeit, durch sie werden alle Standesunterschiede aufgehoben. Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach (1830-1916)
“There's no free will,” says the philosopher; “To hang is most unjust.” “There's no free will,” assents the officer; “We hang because we must.”
Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914)