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“My philosophy
like colour TV
is all there
in black and white”
Monty Python

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Three quotes by Logan Pearsall Smith

Logan Pearsall Smith (18 October 1865 – 2 March 1946) was an American-born essayist and critic, and a notable writer on historical semantics.
 How can they say my life is not a success? Have I not for more than sixty years got enough to eat and escaped being eaten? 
 It is the wretchedness of being rich to have to live with rich people. 
 What music is more enchanting than the voices of young people, when you can't hear what they say? 

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