Three quotes by Billy Connolly
William 'Billy' Connolly, CBE (born 24 November 1942) is a Scottish comedian, musician, presenter and actor. He is sometimes known, especially in his native Scotland, by the nickname 'The Big Yin' (The Big One).
Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, get wasted all the time and you'll have the time of your life.
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Never trust a man who, when left alone with a tea cosy, doesn't try it on.
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You've made a happy man very old.
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