like colour TV
is all there
in black and white❞
Quotes, Aphorisms, Laws, and Thoughts
Only two quotes by George Burns
❝It only takes one drink to get me drunk, but I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.❞[+]
❝Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.❞[+]
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