“My philosophy
like colour TV
is all there
in black and white”
Monty Python

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Only two quotes by George Burns

George Burns (January 20, 1896 - March 9, 1996), born Nathan Birnbaum, was an American comedian, actor, and writer.
 It only takes one drink to get me drunk, but I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. 
 Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair. 

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