“My philosophy
like colour TV
is all there
in black and white”
Monty Python

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Three quotes by Stephen Leacock

Stephen Butler Leacock, FRSC (30 December 1869 – 28 March 1944) was a Canadian economist, writer and humorist.
 I detest life-insurance agents; they argue that some day I shall die, which is not so. 
 I owe a lot to my teachers and mean to pay them back some day. 
 Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. 

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