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“My philosophy
like colour TV
is all there
in black and white”
Monty Python

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Physics

 0. There is a game. (consequence of zeroth law of thermodynamics)
1. You can't win. (consequence of first law of thermodynamics)
2. You can't break even. (consequence of second law of thermodynamics)
3. You can't even get out of the game. (consequence of third law of thermodynamics) 
C.P. Snow (1905-1980)
 A radioactive cat has eighteen half-lives. 
Anonymous
 A rolling stone gathers momentum. 
Anonymous
 Absolute zero is cool. 
Anonymous
 All science is either physics or stamp collecting. 
Ernest Rutherford (1871-1937)
 Black holes are where god is dividing by zero. 
Steven Wright (1955- )
 Chemistry is physics without thought; mathematics is physics without purpose. 
Anonymous
 Every body continues in its state of rest or uniform motion in a straight line, except insofar as it doesn't. 
Arthur Eddington (1882-1944)
 Everything in the future is a wave — everything in the past is a particle. 
Lawrence Bragg (1890-1971)
 God does not play dice with the cosmos. 
Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
 God runs electromagnetics by wave theory on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, and the Devil runs them by quantum theory on Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday. 
Lawrence Bragg (1890-1971)
 If the universe is expanding, why can't I find a parking space? 
Anonymous
 It is a part of probability that many improbable things will happen. 
Agathon (448 BCE-400 BCE)
 Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is physics. 
Anonymous
 People like us, who believe in physics, know that the distinction between past, present, and future is only a stubbornly persistent illusion. 
Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
 Quarks are the dreams that stuff is made of. 
Anonymous
 Schrödinger rules the waves. 
Anonymous
 The rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. 
Mark Russell (1932-2023)
 We live in a Newtonian world of Einsteinian physics ruled by Frankensteinian logic. 
Anonymous
 What makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there's nothing to compare it with. 
Anonymous
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