like colour TV
is all there
in black and white❞
Monty Python

Quotes, Aphorisms, Laws, and Thoughts
Country Songs
All the Guys Who Turn Me On Turn Me Down
Pop Stoneman (1893-1968)
Although you're thirty, I still think you're purty.
Kinky Friedman (1944- )
And There was Grandma, Swingin' on the Outhouse Door, Without a Shirt On
Anonymous
At the Gas Station of Love, I Got the Self Service Pump
Weird Al Yankovic (1959- )
Does The Spearmint Lose Its Flavor On The Bedpost Overnight?
Billy Rose (1899-1966)
Four on the Floor and a Fifth Under the Seat
Trooper Jim Foster (1934-1996)
From The Gutter To You Ain't Up
Anonymous
Her Body Couldn't Keep You Off My Mind
Gene Watson (1943- )
Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart was Pure
Anonymous
How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
Dan Hicks (1941-2016)
I Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me?
Anonymous
I Can't Take Your Body If Your Heart's Not In It
Janie Fricke (1947- )
I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
Thom Sharp
I Flushed You From The Toilet Of My Heart
Johnny Cash (1932-2003)
I Got In At 2 With A 10 And Woke Up At 10 With A 2
Anonymous
I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better
Anonymous
I Would Have Answered Your Letter Sooner, But You Didn't Send One
Anonymous
I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonite
Anonymous
I'm Just A Bug On The Windshield Of Life
Anonymous
I'm old enough to know better but I'm still too young to care.
Wade Hayes (1969- )
I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Almost Like Having You Here
Anonymous
I'm Two Beers Away From a Beautiful Day.
Johnny Gimble (1926-2015)
I've Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping Down, But Baby I Can See Through You
Anonymous
If Drinkin' Don't Kill Me Her Memory Will
Anonymous
If I Can't Find Mister Right, I'll Settle For Mister Right Now
Anonymous
If I got a dollar for every time I thought about you, I'd probably start thinking about you
Anonymous
If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now
Anonymous
If I Had To Do It All Over Again, I'd Do It All Over You
Anonymous
If I Said You Had A Beautiful Body, Would You Hold It Against Me?
David & Howard
If The Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me
Jimmy Buffet (1946- )
If Today Was A Fish, I'd Throw It Back In
Anonymous
If You Can't Live Without Me, Why Aren't You Dead?
Anonymous
If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?
Anonymous
If You Won't Leave Me Alone, I'll Find Someone Who Will
Anonymous
Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
Lou Monte (1917-1989)
My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him
Anonymous
She Got The Goldmine, I Got The Shaft
Jerry Reed (1937-2008)
She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
C. Gagnon / B. Lachenmyer
Take Your Tongue Out Of My Mouth, I'm Trying To Kiss You Goodbye
Waylon Jennings (1937-2002)
Tennis Must Be Your Racket 'Cause Love Means Nothin' To You
Anonymous
Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off
John Wiggins / Gary Hannan
Thanks To The Cathouse, I'm In The Doghouse With You
Max D. Barnes (1936-2004)
The Weather is Here, I Wish You Were Beautiful
Jimmy Buffet (1946- )
Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart
Anonymous
What Made Milwaukee Famous Has Made A Loser Out Of Me
Glenn Sutton (1937-2007)
You Are The North End Of A Southbound Pig
Anonymous
You Can't Deal Me All The Aces And Expect Me Not To Play
Anonymous
You Can't Have Your Kate And Edith Too
Anonymous
You Were Only A Splinter As I Slid Down The Bannister Of Life
Anonymous
You're Out Doing What I'm Here Doing Without
Gene Watson (1943- )
You're Ruining My Bad Reputation
Anonymous
You're The Reason Our Kids Are Ugly
Kacey Jones