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Money

 A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money, as well as afterward. 
Anonymous
 A lawyer starts life giving $500 worth of law for $5 and ends giving $5 worth for $500. 
Benjamin Brewster (1828-1897)
 A man's grasp rarely exceeds his greed. 
Anonymous
 A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore. 
Anonymous
 About the time we make ends meet, somebody moves the ends. 
Anonymous
 All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. 
Anonymous
 Better to be nouveau than never to have been riche at all. 
Anonymous
 Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the national debt. 
Herbert Hoover (1874-1964)
 By the time we've made it we've had it. 
Malcolm Forbes (1919-1990)
 Canada Bill Jones' Motto: It's morally wrong to allow suckers to keep their money.
Supplement: A .44 Magnum beats four aces. 
Anonymous
 Common Lies no.4: It's not the money that matters, it's the principle. 
Anonymous
 Common Lies no.6: Money isn't everything. 
Anonymous
 Don't count your cheques before they're cashed. 
Anonymous
 Don't give your money to the church; they should be giving their money to you. 
George Carlin (1937-2008)
 Don't marry for money; it's cheaper to borrow it. 
Anonymous
 Drive-in banks were established so that cars could see their real owners. 
E. Joseph Cossman (1918-2002)
 Happiness can't buy you money. 
Anonymous
 I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart. 
E.E. Cummings (1894-1962)
 If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. 
Aristotle Onassis (1906-1975)
 It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating. 
Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)
 It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased. 
Kehlog Albran
 It is the wretchedness of being rich to have to live with rich people. 
Logan Pearsall Smith (1865-1946)
 It's true that money talks. It usually says 'Goodbye'. 
Anonymous
 Live within your income, even if you have to borrow to do so. 
Anonymous
 Marketing is only legal because it doesn't work most of the time. 
Scott Adams (1957- )
 Money doesn't buy happiness; it rents it. 
Anonymous
 Money is just the poor man's credit card. 
Marshall McLuhan (1911-1980)
 Money is like muck, not good except it be spread. 
Francis Bacon (1561-1626)
 Money is paper blood. 
Emerson, Lake and Palmer (1970- )
 Money is the root of all good and the fruit of all evil. 
Anonymous
 Money is truthful. If a man speaks of his honour, make him pay cash. 
Robert A. Heinlein (1907-1988)
 Money isn't everything. If it were, what would we buy with it? 
Anonymous
 Money talks, and we are always listening. 
Beachcomber
 Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit. 
George Carlin (1937-2008)
 Much will have more. 
Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882)
 My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income. 
Errol Flynn (1909-1959)
 My riches consist not in the extent of my possessions, but in the fewness of my wants. 
Joseph Brotherton (1783-1857)
 Never call a man a fool. Borrow from him. 
Anonymous
 No one appreciates thrift like an heir. 
Anonymous
 No one can earn a million dollars honestly. 
William Jennings Bryan (1860-1925)
 Owe your banker £1000 and you are at his mercy; owe him £1 million and the position is reversed. 
John Maynard Keynes (1883-1946)
 Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich. 
Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)
 Robin Hood only robbed the rich because the poor had no money. 
Anonymous
 The Golden Rule: He who has the gold makes the rules. 
Anonymous
 The way to make a small fortune in the commodities market is to start with a large fortune. 
Anonymous
 There are three dimensions to credit cards: length, width and debt. 
Anonymous
 There is no money in poetry, but then there is no poetry in money, either. 
Robert Graves (1895-1985)
 To turn $100 into $110 is work. To turn $100 million into $110 million is inevitable. 
Edgar Bronfman (1929-2013)
 Virtue has never been as respectable as money. 
Mark Twain (1835-1910)
 What we buy belongs to us only when the price is forgotten. 
Elizabeth Bibesco (1897-1945)
 Why is there so much month left at the end of the money? 
John Barrymore (1882-1942)
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