like colour TV
is all there
in black and white❞
Monty Python

Quotes, Aphorisms, Laws, and Thoughts
Three quotes by Stephen Leacock
❝I detest life-insurance agents; they argue that some day I shall die, which is not so.❞ [+]
❝I owe a lot to my teachers and mean to pay them back some day.❞ [+]
❝Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.❞ [+]
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