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“My philosophy
like colour TV
is all there
in black and white”
Monty Python

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Just one quote by Henry Root

Charles William Donaldson (4 January 1935 - 22 June 2005) was an English satirist, writer, playboy and, under the pseudonym of Henry Root, author of The Henry Root Letters.
 Never spit in a man's face unless his moustache is on fire. 

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