“My philosophy
like colour TV
is all there
in black and white”
Monty Python

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Six quotes by Quentin Crisp

Quentin Crisp (born Denis Charles Pratt; 25 December 1908 – 21 November 1999) was an English raconteur, whose work in the public eye included a memoir of his life and various media appearances. Before becoming well-known, he was an artist's model, hence the title of his most famous work, The Naked Civil Servant.
 Fashion is a way of not having to decide who you are; style is deciding who you are and being able to perpetuate it. 
 Health is having the same diseases as one's neighbours. 
 I take it to be axiomatic that people are revolted by witnessing the shameless gratification of an appetite they do not share. 
 Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave. 
 There was no need to do any housework; after the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse. 
 Vice is its own reward. 

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