like colour TV
is all there
in black and white❞
Monty Python

Quotes, Aphorisms, Laws, and Thoughts
Eight quotes by W.C. Fields
❝'Twas a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it.❞ [+]
❝After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse.❞ [+]
❝Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.❞ [+]
❝Everybody has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink.❞ [+]
❝I never met a kid I liked.❞ [+]
❝Start every day with a smile and get it over with.❞ [+]
❝There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.❞ [+]
❝What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork from my lunch?❞ [+]
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