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“My philosophy
like colour TV
is all there
in black and white”
Monty Python

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Just one quote by Maurice Bowra

Sir Cecil Maurice Bowra (8 April 1898 – 4 July 1971) was an English classical scholar and academic, known for his wit. He was Warden of Wadham College, Oxford, from 1938 to 1970, and served as Vice-Chancellor of the University of Oxford from 1951 to 1954.
 I'm a man more dined against than dining. 

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