like colour TV
is all there
in black and white❞
Monty Python

Quotes, Aphorisms, Laws, and Thoughts

Five quotes by Dorothy Parker
❝Brevity is the soul of lingerie.❞ [+]
❝I might repeat to myself, slowly and soothingly, a list of quotations beautiful from minds profound; if i can remember any of the damn things.❞ [+]
❝Men seldom make passes
At girls who wear glasses❞ [+]
❝Razors pain you
Rivers are damp
Acids stain you
Drugs cause cramp
Guns aren't lawful
Nooses give
Gas smells awful
You may as well live❞ [+]
❝You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think. ❞ [+]
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