like colour TV
is all there
in black and white❞
Monty Python

Quotes, Aphorisms, Laws, and Thoughts

Five quotes by George Carlin
❝Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.❞ [+]
❝Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?❞ [+]
❝Don't give your money to the church; they should be giving their money to you.❞ [+]
❝Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.❞ [+]
❝Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of 'em are stupider than that.❞ [+]
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