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66The Psyche99

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
Anonymous

A neurotic builds castles in the air.
A psychotic lives in them.
A psychiatrist collects the rent.
Anonymous

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
Joey Adams (1911-1999)

All my life, I've always wanted to be somebody, but I see now I should have been more specific.
Jane Wagner (1935- )

All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.
Steven Wright (1955- )

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head examined.
Samuel Goldwyn (1882-1974)

Depression is merely anger without the enthusiasm.
Anonymous

Don't believe everything you think.
Anonymous

Either heaven or hell will have continuous background music. Which one you think it will be tells a lot about you.
Anonymous

He was so narrow-minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes.
Anonymous

He who despises himself esteems himself as a self-despiser.
Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900)

I am now cured of schizophrenia: but where am I now that I need me?
Anonymous

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
Anonymous

I have always been crazy, but it kept me from going insane.
Anonymous

If everybody hated you, you'd be paranoid too.
Anonymous

Is it possible to mistake schizophrenia for telepathy; I hear you ask.
Jordan Brookes

It is with narrow-souled people as with narrow necked bottles: the less they have in them, the more noise they make in pouring it out.
Alexander Pope (1688-1744)

Just because you are not paranoid doesn't mean somebody isn't out to get you.
Anonymous

Men will always be mad, and those who think they can cure them are the maddest of all.
Voltaire (1694-1778)

My inferiority complex is not as good as yours.
Anonymous

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
Anonymous

Psychiatry is the care of the Id by the odd.
Anonymous

Psychoanalysis makes quite simple people feel they're complex.
S.N. Behrman (1893-1973)

Schizophrenia is better than dining alone.
Anonymous

The trouble with having an open mind is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.
Terry Pratchett (1948-2004)

There's nothing wrong with the average person that a good psychiatrist can't exaggerate.
Anonymous

What a terrible thing to have lost one's mind. Or not to have a mind at all. How true that is.
Dan Quayle (1947- )

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