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“My philosophy
like colour TV
is all there
in black and white”
Monty Python

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Just one quote by Bob Monkhouse

Robert Alan Monkhouse, OBE (1 June 1928 – 29 December 2003) was an English entertainer. He was a successful comedy writer, comedian and actor and was also well known on British television as a presenter and game show host. Monkhouse was famous for his quick ad-lib and one-liner jokes.
 They laughed when I said I was going to become a comedian but they're not laughing now. 

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