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Quotes, Aphorisms, Laws, and Thoughts
A lie can be halfway around the world before the truth has got its boots on.
James Callaghan (1912-2005)
A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation.
H.H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
Common Lies no.1: The cheque is in the mail.
Common Lies no.2: I love you.
Common Lies no.3: This is going to hurt me more than it's going to hurt you.
Common Lies no.4: It's not the money that matters, it's the principle.
Common Lies no.5: I've never done this before.
Common Lies no.6: Money isn't everything.
He promised me earrings, but he only pierced my ears.
Hypocrisy is the vaseline of social intercourse.
I do not mind lying, but I hate inaccuracy.
Samuel Butler (1835-1902)
If the world were perfect, it wouldn't be.
Yogi Berra (1925- )
It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place.
H.L. Mencken (1880-1956)
The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you've got it made.
Jean Giraudoux (1882-1944)
There are three kinds of lies: lies, damn lies and statistics.
Leonard Courtney (1832-1918)