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Quotes, Aphorisms, Laws, and Thoughts
Only two quotes by Phyllis Diller
A bachelor is someone who never makes the same mistake once. [+]
We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve years telling them to sit down and shut up. [+]
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