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Quotes, Aphorisms, Laws, and Thoughts
A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.
Michael Winner (1935-2013)
Buses stop at bus stations, trains at train stations, and my desk has a workstation.
Doing nothing is tiring because you can't stop to rest.
Even a mosquito doesn't get a slap on the back until it starts to work.
I always arrive late to work, but I make up for it by leaving early.
I do most of my work sitting down. That's where I shine.
Robert Benchley (1889-1945)
I like work, I can sit and watch it for hours.
I sell my time to get enough money to buy it back.
James Richardson (1950- )
If a project is not worth doing at all, it's not worth doing well.
If you want creative workers, give them enough time to play.
John Cleese (1939- )
I’m not complaining about coming to work but about the eight hour wait to go home.
People who do the world's real work don't usually wear ties.
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
Ogden Nash (1902-1971)
Sexual harassment at work - is it a problem for the self-employed?
The only person who got his work done by Friday was Robinson Crusoe.
There are two kinds of people, those who do the work and those who take the credit. Try to be in the first group, there is less competition.
Indira Gandhi (1917-1984)
Too many people are ready to carry the stool when the piano needs to be moved.
We, the unwilling, led by the unknowing, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful. We have done so much, for so long, with so little, we are now qualified to do anything with nothing.
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)
Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt, and dance like no one is watching.
You cannot propel yourself forward by patting yourself on the back.