like colour TV
is all there
in black and white
Quotes, Aphorisms, Laws, and Thoughts
Only two quotes by George Burns
It only takes one drink to get me drunk, but I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. [+]
Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair. [+]
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